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But cool your jets, world.
Good mom: The siren celebrated her mom's 61st birthday on Instagram with an image of her mother Tina at a young age holding baby Jessica The image looked to be taken in the early 1980s in Texas where the family once lived.
She only drank shots of tequila and in copious amounts.
That being said, seems like pics of her staggering out of bars and restaurants are pretty common, so there may be an issue with alcohol here.
Good for her on that, at least.
But she hid the truth from fans.
In the pic, her backside is on full display as she rocks the , matching , and sheer coverup from her own collection.