Orlando Bloom, eat your hole out! In it, he recounts after 20 years of hard work in the family business, he had had an epiphany and decided to give it up in favour of cavorting pool-side with the likes of his current paramour,.
On his account instagram, to celebrate the summer, he thought of taking a picture of yourself in costume, white spruce and open legs.
Gianluca Vacchi is the ultimate figure of envy for every middle-aged, ordinary man out there.
This man is a steaming hot pile of complete and utter shit.